Hit Up The Beach
Hey spandex lovers!
I received the rechargeable batteries for my boombox in the mail yesterday and had them all charged up for a day of dancing on the beach today. I put on my typical spandex attire, threw the boombox on my shoulders and headed off to English Bay.
Once I got there I instantly was getting the strangest looks for everyone. They kept staring (must be my thighs). I set out my hat and started rockin the pelvis. Within no time I had people laughing and stopping to check out what was going on. I ended up dance battling two cracked out characters before a third joined me in the robot. People were LOVIN the show. I started getting some coin in my hat too! After a while the nutcases ended up getting violent and I decided it was best to pack up and move down the beach. That was when the audience started chanting for me to stay and yelling at the bums to leave. Thanks for the support it was TIGHT!
Anyway, once I made a few stops and my batteries died, I ended up with 2 energy drinks, 1 ice cream and around $75 
. I handed out a lot of cards and ordered some more batteries. I’m also thinking of getting a sign to put by my stuff to let people know my name is SpandyAndy. The beach was a HUGE success and I will continue to spread the pelvic commitment I have for everyone!
Spandy
P.S. I was just informed a made a cameo appearance on Global Vancouver today too.
