Park Ranger – Nutcases
Hey all you tight tight people out there. SpandyAndy has learned of a couple enemies he has in this world, Park Rangers and Street Peeps.
I started my Wednesday afternoon down at English Bay again since I was so successful last time. This time Spandy was thrusting up the wrong path. Park Ranger road up on his bicycle (yes Vancouver is that cool) and asked for my permit and said that the music is too loud. This really hurt Spandy where it counts. Yes, the pelvis. I just couldn’t rock the beat with low volume. My HPMs (Humps per minute) dropped dramatically and the crowd noticed. So after collecting some change and getting a phone number 
lol, I headed to the Art Gallery.
I happened to arrive at the EXACT same time as another perform and his guitar. We started taking turns, or trying. This guy was crazy, he sung Beatles and liked to spit all over the place. It just wasn’t working out. He had an argument with me since everyone was thrusting my way and then he left. This is when more crazy people came into the picture. A few of them were awesome and brought me some mini trampoline they found. This was good for jumping in the air during RISE UP. Then this one guy threatened me and told me he was going to sock me in the face. This is when it got scary. I thrusted away and everyone was upset. It is nice that every time I go out I have enough support from bystanders that I don’t have to worry. After a few more crazies danced with me I called it a day and hopped on the bus home. Oh and this one French guy told me I was his favorite part of Vancouver.
Anyway, SpandyAndy is going to continue to conquer the streets of Van. Even if he has arch nemesis coming at him. I ended up with a few coins. I think Spandy can make this his new job this summer. It is recession proof too! Spandex will never die
I’ll keep you posted on performance locations and times. Just remember stay TIGHT and BRIGHT.
Spandy
