Today I drove over to English Bay to perform. I ended up leaving with 3 tickets.
The hotdog vendor is a big fan of SpandyAndy and always supports me. He offers me free drinks when ever I need and lets me park my bike near his stand promising to keep an I on it. I parked my scooter there as usual and headed down to the beach.
Once I got down to the beach I had an amazing show. I had a group of people dancing with me and many coming up to thank me for brightening up there day. Even this cute little girl wanted to come show me her toys.
Near the end of the show a few people ran over and told me my scooter was getting towed. I had some people that were watching the show take care of the boombox and I ran up to the scooter. The tow truck driver told me I can’t park there and the scooter had a parking ticket. That was ok, if I pay the ticket within a couple weeks it was only $50 and I learnt my lesson.
As I finished packing up several people wanted photos with the scooter. They didn’t know I had one. So I stopped and posed for a bunch of people. As I started walking back up to the road a cop was coming down with the rangers. I told him I was leaving and no worries. That wasn’t good enough. I could tell the rangers were on power trips again and asked my friend to snap photos.

The cop started telling me he was giving me a ticket for having my scooter parked on the side walk. I told him it wasn’t even on the side walk till I started walking out and he stopped me. Then he told me it wasn’t aloud down on the beach and I told him, I understand, I just received a ticket for parking it on the sidewalk and I was grabbing my stuff. He didn’t care. He had no reasons or anything and continued to start with the ticket. People started walking over and giving me money right in front of the cops.
I started talking about how the Vancouver Police were such heros writing SpandyAndy a ticket. Then he told me to pipe down or he would charge me with something else. I walk over to him and he tells me that he can be a dick if he wants and charge me with trespassing and have me arrested next time I’m down there.

That is when I confirmed with him I had the right to remain silent and started doing the robot. He decided to write me 2 tickets on top of my first. He gave me a noise violation, noise wasn’t loud when he arrived. And he gave me a “Parking on Sidewalk” which I already had a ticket for, but that was a different sidewalk AND I wasn’t parked on the sidewalk.
All in all they have no reason to write me more tickets. I told them I learnt my lesson and the scooter won’t be back down here. I’m really upset about this. I had people all day thanking me for being there and SO many smiles. Now I’m scared to go out and perform. I’m not even sure what the total $$$ is on these tickets, but I’m sure I’ll find out in the mail.
I was treated like a problem. SpandyAndy isn’t welcome at English Bay. A tourist spot where Vancouver could display its diversity and acceptance of all. I guess that isn’t at all what this city is about…
